If your married you'll like this!!!
A bunch of buddies & I decided to have a guys night out. My wife wasn't to fond of the idea but I promised I'd be home by midnight, so she agreed. As the beers were flowing and the time was flying, pretty soon it was 3a.m. before I walked through the door. She was in bed so I thought I'd be safe when what do ya know the Coo Coo clock started to chime. Thinking really quickly after it chimed 3 times I continued to coo coo 9 more times. Proud of myself for thinking that fast being drunk I went to bed. In the morning I woke up still proud that I had pulled one over, she asks what time did you get home. Midnight I told her. She said then we need a new coo coo clock! With a dumb look on my face I asked her why. She said, It coo cooed 3 times then cleared it's throat, coo cooed 3 more times then giggled, 3 more times and giggled again, then 3 more times & fell over the coffee table, said S**T and farted!!!!!
Just thought you guys would get a kick out of it!!