If your married you'll like this!!!

A bunch of buddies & I decided to have a guys night out. My wife wasn't to fond of the idea but I promised I'd be home by midnight, so she agreed. As the beers were flowing and the time was flying, pretty soon it was 3a.m. before I walked through the door. She was in bed so I thought I'd be safe when what do ya know the Coo Coo clock started to chime. Thinking really quickly after it chimed 3 times I continued to coo coo 9 more times. Proud of myself for thinking that fast being drunk I went to bed. In the morning I woke up still proud that I had pulled one over, she asks what time did you get home. Midnight I told her. She said then we need a new coo coo clock! With a dumb look on my face I asked her why. She said, It coo cooed 3 times then cleared it's throat, coo cooed 3 more times then giggled, 3 more times and giggled again, then 3 more times & fell over the coffee table, said S**T and farted!!!!!

Just thought you guys would get a kick out of it!!

i liked it

rotfl

Blabbermouth coo-coo's!Musta been hitting the wood grain alcohol!

LOL...That's a good 'un!

Thats funny i could see that happening at my house.. Wait i dont have a coo coo clock thank god

since were tellin stories i have a big barn behind my house that has an apartment in it and friends of mine come over and we fry fish,beef mountain oysters,deer,turkey and sometimes steak.well one nite i got in the crown pretty hard (beagle would of been proud )and between barn and house there is a terrace.well i could'nt make it over the hump and after several tries and my wife tellin me to get my drunk a?? to the house i slapped the ground and said i'll sleep here.:crazy:

I stumbled in at 3:00 the other morning and my wife stopped me at the door.
She said, "Drunk Again"
I said, "Me Too".

G.