humor for the day....................
Three guys died together in a car crash. When they got to the gates of heaven St. Peter said the kind of car you drive in heaven depends on how many times you have cheated on your wife. The first guy steps up and St. Peter says let me see you have cheated on your wife 3 times you get a Chevy Citation. Next guy asks what he gets. St. Pete says let me see you have cheated on your wife 5 times you get a Ugo. Next guy comes up St. Pete says you have never cheated on your wife so you get a Cadillac. Few weeks go by and the two guys that cheated on their wives see the third guy driving with his head in the steering wheel crying they asked him why he said "I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard".
