The Things Boat Sellers Say......
When I was shopping for a boat, it is really funny how some people describe their boats and what condition they are really in,
such as the following,
Boat is in good shape means it floats.
Boat transom is solid means it has a steel plate bolted to a rotted transom.
Have titles in hand means some one elses hand and name.
Boat has new carpet means carpet installed in a weathered boat that has sat in the field for years.
Boat has minor wear and scratches means cracked or spiderwebbed and glass can be seen.
Boat needs work means needs to go to the landfill.
Motor needs tune up means it has no compression on at least one cylinder.
Garage kept means it was pulled into it the day before I showed up.
1981 Procraft that needs a little work valued at $6500 means high grade pharmacutical drugs have been ingested at one time or another.
Boat has been re-clear coated means spray clear has been shot over everything(not gel coat) and already is lifting.