The Trucker's Breakfast

Any of this sound familiar to anyone??


A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said I want three flat tires, a
pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.' The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting
to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered
three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards...... What does he think this
place is an auto parts store?'

'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs
sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... Are 2 slices of crisp bacon!

'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of
beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'

'She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards,
you might as well gas up!

Any of this sound familiar to anyone??

Yep it sure does! I have delt with a many stupid waitress's in my time!

That's a good one.Thumbs Up