virus - Weekly Overload Rec. Killer
The Center for Disease Control has issued a Medical Alert.
A highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly
Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you get WORK from your boss, any of
your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into
contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and
purchase one or all of these three antidotes - Really Urgent Medicine (RUM),
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination
Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five
friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and
WORK is controlling your life.
Of course Team Geezer is immune but Teams Whimpersnapper and Tweeners are not.
