Short Story

My story begins Saturday at 4:30am.I'm up all ready to go fish, drinkin mountain dews needless to say i'm ready.Leave my house see 3 baby foxes,2 deer.Everythings going good until the 3rd deer decides to fight my bumper he lost.Not enough damage to stop me.Went ahead fishin after pullin my spoiler off,caught a few nothing to brag about.Fast forward to sunday.The morning starts out about the same.Except whn my buddy pulls up he tells me there are 2 guys in wheel chairs at the end of my driveway.Where i live is very boondocks so this was weird.I go ahead and leave and sho nuff there are 2 guys in hoover rounds.So i pull up nice and slow and these guys are not handicapp just under the influence of something.I start talking to them like i own this road.They also didn't like me escorting them off my road.Hope yall enjoy my short story.WB said it was dead around here.

Sounds like you got out just about the right time to keep from "loosing" something. Glad that deer didnt hurt your truck too bad too. I lost a truck a year and a half ago to a deer (small toyota).:(

My friend hit one too saturday morning headed to sardis. So what were G and Sat doing on your street?

Escorting them off the road is a good idea. No way of telling what they were up to. You probably upset their plans.

I missed one last year with my truck on 51 headed to Enid,
But I got him with the boat, just some scuff marks.
He didn't do so well.
As for the hoveround's you should have called the Po Po!

I forgot to mention one of them had a sawed off shotgun,but he said he didn't have any shells.You rest assured that i was ready if he had tried anything.

I give this thread only 4 stars. One star deducted since no hoover round booty got whipped. LOL. I knew this would happen though. Just a matter of time till them geezers formed gangs.

Wannabe...

Interesting weekend for sure. Why didn't you let the deer go and instead, take out the hover rounds with the truck? :)

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I give this thread only 4 stars. One star deducted since no hoover round booty got whipped. LOL. I knew this would happen though. Just a matter of time till them geezers formed gangs.

Wannabe...

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Is this the work of Team Geezer? Oh my!!!!!! I hear they have shirts and stickers proclaiming them as gang members!

Geezer's drewl, this will be very evident about 1:30 saturday afternoon!!!!