humor for the day..........a good one.

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05-06-2011, 09:56 AM
duckhunter

humor for the day..........a good one.

What is Real stress?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car
>>and you take her to hospital.
>>
>>Now that's stressful.
>>
>>But at the hospital , they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that you're
>>going to be a father.
>>You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are..
>>This is getting very stressful
>>
>>So then...... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After
>>the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably
>>have been since birth.
>>
>>You are extremely stressed but relieved...
>>
>>On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home . . .
>>NOW THAT'S STRESS!!!!
>>
05-06-2011, 12:09 PM
Billbob

lol
05-06-2011, 12:17 PM
Minnerman

Quote:

Originally Posted by duckhunter

What is Real stress?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car
>>and you take her to hospital.
>>
>>Now that's stressful.
>>
>>But at the hospital , they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that you're
>>going to be a father.
>>You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are..
>>This is getting very stressful
>>
>>So then...... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After
>>the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably
>>have been since birth.
>>
>>You are extremely stressed but relieved...
>>
>>On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home . . .
>>NOW THAT'S STRESS!!!!
>>

That ain't stress. Figurin out how to get out of jail after beatin her arse would be stress.
05-06-2011, 12:26 PM
DonDon

ain;t no doubt bout that Minner. SOMEBODY's gonna get hurt
05-06-2011, 12:42 PM
C N

Quote:

Originally Posted by duckhunter

what is real stress?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>you pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car
>>and you take her to hospital.
>>
>>now that's stressful.
>>
>>but at the hospital , they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that you're
>>going to be a father.
>>you say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are..
>>this is getting very stressful
>>
>>so then...... You request a dna test to prove that you are not the father. After
>>the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably
>>have been since birth.
>>
>>you are extremely stressed but relieved...
>>
>>on your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home . . .
>>now that's stress!!!!
>>

omg........
05-06-2011, 03:49 PM
ScottV

Uh-Oh.
05-08-2011, 08:19 AM
sothunfried

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minnerman

That ain't stress. Figurin out how to get out of jail after beatin her arse would be stress.

naw man don't woop'er. after leaving and provin the younguns aint yours now ya got money to buy a new boat and fish all ya want,,hunt all ya want,,,and answer to noone!
it could all work out for the better!
05-08-2011, 10:48 AM
olduckhunter

after she gets half his money which she will.
05-08-2011, 11:02 PM
Hook One

I don't know about all of that.