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Wannabe...
An underendowed "big ole" auditor girl walks into a bar. She spies 3 rough looking biker chicks and strides right up to 'em. She sizes them up, and says to the "blonde", "I need to see you documentation on the bleach you died your hair with". Next , she turns to the red head and says "You'll need to give me the subsidiary ledger on all the piercings you've turned in for reimbursement. Next she turns the the brunette and says, "Your reimbursement rate for meals is going to be cut immediately as you 'obviously' have been taking advantage of the policy."
The 3 biker chicks stare at her, then each other in disbelief for a moment. Then the brunette picks up her beer mug and smashes the auditor in the moutth with it chipping 3 of her teeth. When she comes too, she has to schedule emergency dental surgery forcing her to reshedule all her current audits for a month later. And CN lives happily ever after. The end.
Wannabe...
