Trip to Costco

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, the Wonder Dog, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant?
So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened
in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle and a car hit me.

Good one

roflmao that is to much, you need to send that to bill engvale and get a heres your sign award!!!!

That's one of the better ones.:) I've heard it before. Thanks for posting it.:)

That's some funny stuff right there!

Where have yall gewbers been? This un was also posted on here bout a month ago. Yall givin DD some glory he dont deserve. DD you need to ketch up on yo emails.

I know what you mean about Poodles They are hard to resist

I thought ES would be the one with difficulty resisting poodles........ ;)