Pat-down screening results

2010 Year-endstatistics on airportpat-down screening from the TSA.

Terrorist Plots Discovered............0

Transvestites....................................133
Hernias..............................................1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases.........................3,172
Incontinence...................................6,418
Enlarged Prostates........................8,249
Breast Implants............................59,350
Natural Blondes.............................3

You would be surprised as to how many people go through the screening pat down not to get on a plane but just because they like the feeling that someone cares about them. hehehe EB

Thats funny