A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: 'I got a hot date tonight, an'I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them _____ gonna cost me?'
The pharmacist responds: 'A three-pack of ________ is $4.99 with tax.'
'TACKS!' the shocked redneck says. 'Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?
had to edit couple words, lol.........scared of g3.
