Ole and the Therapist

Sven is passing by Ole's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Ole doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right suspender, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

'Vhat on earth are yew doing Ole?' says Sven.

'Jeez Sven, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Ole, 'but me and Da Missus been havin some trouble lately in da bedroom department, and da Therapist suggested I do someting sexy to a tractor."

Can't believe I forced myself through that descriptive imagery to get to THAT punch line!!

Nice, BA.

I can't believe I read it twice! Well from my experience it won't work on a woman or a tractor! The only difference between a tractor and a woman is at least one of them has a shut off switch! Both are hard to start!