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Thursday ha ha........
For those of you who are 50 or over 60 and heading towards 70!
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. :eek:
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere. :rolleyes:
04.People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. :D
07. Things you buy now won't wear out
08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses. :p
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
Room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14.Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
Weather service. :o
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
Them either.
18.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19.You can't remember who sent you this list.
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
And Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
The same night.
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Thanks CN.....Like I really needed to be reminded of all of this.
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awwwwwwwwww G, it's ok! It certainly beats the alternative!!! :)
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Originally Posted by
satdoc1
# 16 for SURE!
Thats the only thing that really bothers me....and they can give me fits during good weather also......but I have some meds for when it gets bad.
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#9 doesnt apply i dont wear glasses.
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Mr. Jim....I drove halfway to town the other day and was doing good.......then I realized that I did not have my glasses on so I turned around to go back home to get them and from that point on I could not hardly see good enough to drive, thought I never would get home, Lmao. :D
