Free Fesh, beware

I got a text yesterday from one of our buddies. Now I ain't gonna call his/her name, but the jest of the text was this buddy was wantin some free food. He told me to bring him some walleye feelays. I tolt him I wasn't gonna buy no fesh. I was gonna catch um myself cause I was too proud to buy um or beg fer um. He then proceeded to tell me how to go about gettin a mess of fesh. So I decided to share this formula with y'all in case you want some fesh or in case you're the one being scammed out of your fesh.*

1) if you go feshin, come back to the ramp with only 1 fesh and 2 skinny kids.*
2) if you don't have a boat or just don't wanna fool with hookin the boat up, go to the ramp with 2 skinny kids, 2 five gallon buckets, 1 bag chair, a box of red worm dirt and 3 cane poles.*
3) Call a fellow fisherman and ask him to fish a tourney with ya in his boat , his equipment and on his spots. (Make sure you pre-fish the tourney with him and hit other folks spots and keep all you catch the day before the tourney)
4) If 1-3 don't work, borrow money from ya wife and dress up on a disguise *like DonDon, green cup and all and just go buy some.*

My response was,1) I ain't got 2 skinny kids with me, 2) I didn't bring my poles with me and 3) the wife is 9 hunnert miles away.*

So beware if this happens to you.*

Hmmmmmmmm thats strange. I got a text a cuple weeks ago from an unnamed aquaintence, with 2 skinny kids, asking about walleye fillets also. Maybe it just coincidence? I wont name names just incase it aint the same person you're talking about Minner.

I dunno. Strange huh, very strange.

yep but true

I know a guy in North Mississippi that has some walleye fillets.

Oh Me.

Maybe my guy and your guy should call this guy?

I'd like to meat this fella. Figure I could learn a lot from him. Have him call me AFTER lunch. Make sure it's after though. Sounds like he's got skilz and I know better to play with fire.

Wannabe...