This is highly confidential information, and I would definitely not pass it on to unworthy souls. However, some of you may be worthy, and the time is almost gone, so...
Hang three hummingbird feeders at the edge of your front-porch ceiling. When a big gang of h-birds has been showing up for a couple of days -it is now staging time for their southern migration, and usually around suppertime is best, remove and hide one feeder and remove another and hold it where the tips of your fingers are just above the ring where the birds sit while they drink. Then sit down on a porch bench and wait, holding your feeder as still as possible.
They will first come to the remaining feeder, then begin looking for the ones you have removed. Eventually they will come to inspect the one you are holding, and if you have enough soul, they will light on the ring and drink. Right in front of your face!
And if the force is with you, one - or two - just might light on the tip of one of your fingers. And if you don't get a thrill from that - goosebumps, even, then I really do feel sorry for you. It is a supremely awesome feeling.
Hummingbird toes - think about it.
Pete

