Ifn somebody offered to buy lunch.....

Would y'all be late or maybe 5 min early with a table reserved? Somebody I know is late. Geeze.

you keep asking the wrong people!

I was 5 minutes early the time we had lunch. I have always followed the mantra " if you are on time, you're late"! I am usually 10 to 15 minutes early minimum.

then leave before they do and on the way out tell them YOU GOT THIS, RIGHT?

Well he finally showed and insisted that I pay. Guess who I ate with.

That's right. I made him sit in the corner and eat by himself on account of doggin' me out about being late.

Wannabe...

Why you always late when you go to Spanky's?

I told the ignert gewber to give me a 10 minute heads up. Then all at once I got 4 texts in a row:

"10 Minutes out"
"I'm at Sonic"
"I'm here"
"Where are you?"

I think he planned it just so's he'd have something to complain about.

Wannabe...

I gots the time stamp on the texts I sent. You were late. Then to boot he tolt me it'd be 5 min and it was actually 7 min. So you were double late. I think he was foreclosin on some poor old handicapped widow woman and didn't wanna lose the deal.

Man, you getting smarter Minner. Sonics a cheap date