joke o da day

An MSU fan, a USM fan and a TSUN fan are riding in a car one night. It breaks down. They see a light at a farm house and go for help. The farmer says they can stay there that night and get their car fixed in the morning. But he only has 2 beds, so one of them will have to sleep in the barn.

Being a nice guy and also from a school familiar with agriculture, the MSU guy volunteers to sleep in the barn. After a while there is a knock at the door. They open the door ... it's the MSU guy! He says he can't stand it in the barn because the cow keeps mooing and kicking a milk pail and waking him up.

The USM guy volunteers to sleep in the barn. After a while there is a knock at the door. They open the door ... it's the USM guy! He says he can't stand it in the barn because the pig keeps grunting and stinks to high heaven.

The TSUN guy begrudgingly agrees to sleep in the barn. After a while there is a knock at the door. They open the door ... it's the cow and the pig!

A rebel and a bulldog were seated next to one another on a plane. The rebel asked the bulldog if he would like to carry on a conversation during the flight to make the time go faster. The bulldog promptly asked what they would talk about and the rebel replied the economy, global warming or maybe healthcare. Then the bulldog wanted to ask a question first so the rebel said ok. The bulldog asked, If a cow, a horse and a deer all eat the same thing, grass, why does the deer excrete pellets, a cow excrete patties and a horse excrete clumps? After pondering the question the rebel responded that he didn't know. Then the bulldog replied, Why do you feel qualified to talk about healthcare, global warming or the economy when you obviously don't know $hit?

How many MSU students does it take to eat a possum