I'm gonna start being more respectful to the geezers around here

on account of you can learn a lot from a geezer.

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied several survivors of a sunken ship. A G-3 Old shark and a Wannabe Young shark. “Follow me, son” the G-3 Old shark said to the Wannabe Young shark as they swam toward the mass of people.
“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did.

“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.

“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.

When they were both gorged, the Wannabe Young shark asked, “G-3 Old Shark, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”

The G-3 Old shark replied, “Because they taste better without the poo inside!”


Wannabe...

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

on account of you can learn a lot from a geezer.

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied several survivors of a sunken ship. A G-3 Old shark and a Wannabe Young shark. “Follow me, son” the G-3 Old shark said to the Wannabe Young shark as they swam toward the mass of people.
“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did.

“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.

“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.

When they were both gorged, the Wannabe Young shark asked, “G-3 Old Shark, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”

The G-3 Old shark replied, “Because they taste better without the poo inside!”


Wannabe...

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u just aint right :eek::eek::eek:

You should be more respectful to THEM....

Good one :D:D:D I thought it was heading in the direction of the old joke about the old bull and the young bull:eek:

that was pretty funny...for a wannabe

very funny Chris#3 :D

Being a geezer ain't just an age ya know Tim. To be a geezer you have to be all of the following:

1) Old....like real drove the truck that hauled the dirt in, not just old as dirt.

2) Crotchety.....like real crotchety.

3) Excellent boat slaloming abilities.

You would qualify, except for you being so sweet and lovable and all.

Wannabe...

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Originally Posted by Jethro

Good one :D:D:D I thought it was heading in the direction of the old joke about the old bull and the young bull:eek:

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+1

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Being a geezer ain't just an age ya know Tim. To be a geezer you have to be all of the following:

1) Old....like real drove the truck that hauled the dirt in, not just old as dirt.

2) Crotchety.....like real crotchety.

3) Excellent boat slaloming abilities.

You would qualify, except for you being so sweet and lovable and all.

Wannabe...

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One thing I have never been accused of...is being SWEET...lovable, many and often times...:D

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Originally Posted by crappieman101

One thing I have never been accused of...is being SWEET...lovable, many and often times...:D

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billbob says the same thing ya know :D