The Cardiologist's funeral
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.
A huge heart , covered in flowers stood behind the casket
During the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat
In awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the
Casket was rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing
The doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When
All eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just
Thinking of my own funeral.... I'm a gynecologist.'
The proctologist fainted.
