Speck and his buddy billbob were out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach the hole and are amazed by the size of it. Speck says "Wow, that's some hole. I can't see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
billbob says "I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit the bottom."
Speck says "There's an old automobile transmission over here by the bushes, give me a hand and we'll throw it in the hole and see."
So they pick up the old transmission and carry over to the hole and count one, two, and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
As they turn around, a goat comes crashing through the brush, runs up to the hole, and with no hesitation, jumps in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what the heck was going on, an old farmer walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
Speck says "Funny you should ask. We were just standing here a minute ago when a goat came running out of them bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
The old farmer said, "Why that's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission."
