Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
In a shameless legal maneuver, the defence has presented the following evidence in a ploy to secure an aquittal of the defendant, Duckkiller. In addition, through legal presedent, the judge has allowed testimony of his traumatic and chronic bed wetting until the age of 19. This is the best and the only evidence submitted to this point, but the defendant swears more are coming.
Do as you will, but this pitiful last minute ploy just doesn't cut it for me.
GUILTY!!!!
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