Lady's and gentlemen of the jury, Duckkiller stands before us accused of second degree gewbery. The evidence is overwhelming and incontrovertable.
He's owned a brand new boat for weeks now and we haven't seen not one pic. And please keep in mind that we endured months and months of stewpit questions to get to this point.
I rest my case.
Now it's up to you to convict him and Judge CN will pass sentence.
Wannabe...

