It's so HOT

the DEVIL himself stopped me in S. Memphis tonight asking for a dollar... I told him to go to H@%# and he replied "I promise you I am if you can give me bus fare... It is TOO D%$@ HOT here for me." I gave him a buck forty and prayed he took the heat with him....:eek::eek::eek:

that I caught a catfish yesterday with fleas!

that I spit yesterday and it evaporated before it hit the ground!

i put a bottle of water in ice and i could hear it say aaaaahhhhhhhh

:D :D Good ones