Howdy from Bessemer again

Interesting Alabama observations:

there is a severe diet coke shortage overe here that has driven the price up to as high as 4 dollars.

You know how much a room witha bathrrom door that doesn't close and a toilet that won't flush costs in al? 112 a night. No matter though cause I'm getting 115 worth of giggles thinking about the look on the housekeepers face when she goes to clean the potty.

Apparently, al has the highest per capita ugly folks ratio in all the nation. Yesterday when I came out of the pool flashing my 6 pack and shaking the water from my long flowing and shiny hair, I was accosted by a large crowd demanding that I be made king. I talked em down though explaining that I could not rule over just the ugly people. Pretty folks need a leader too.

Wannabe...

when you got there

I think the heat is getting to ya.

So they have an air brush artist that put the six pack on you?

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Interesting Alabama observations:

there is a severe diet coke shortage overe here that has driven the price up to as high as 4 dollars.

You know how much a room witha bathrrom door that doesn't close and a toilet that won't flush costs in al? 112 a night. No matter though cause I'm getting 115 worth of giggles thinking about the look on the housekeepers face when she goes to clean the potty.

Apparently, al has the highest per capita ugly folks ratio in all the nation. Yesterday when I came out of the pool flashing my 6 pack and shaking the water from my long flowing and shiny hair, I was accosted by a large crowd demanding that I be made king. I talked em down though explaining that I could not rule over just the ugly people. Pretty folks need a leader too.

Wannabe...

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One of the lil be's snapped this pic of him. Shhhhhhh....

Careful there wanny bee!!!! Them good ole boys done went & run ya outa Mississippi now you done went to talk,n trash in bama.:eek: I see a tar & feather in your near feature:D Did you say turn up the heat???:D The way i see it your fix,n to run outa states to stay in.:p:D Tags.

Considerin I'm originally from AL and I know the area you are in and will vouch fer the uglyness that surrounds you. You are in the armpit of Bama so yea, you prolly can be king there.

I've never been there, so i'm reluctant to disparage the place or it's inhabitants. But, what kind of tightwad takes his family on summer vacation to Bessemer Alabama?:confused:

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Originally Posted by feelay

I've never been there, so i'm reluctant to disparage the place or it's inhabitants. But, what kind of tightwad takes his family on summer vacation to Bessemer Alabama?:confused:

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Wannabe spent the family vacation fund on seat pedestals !!!:eek:

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Originally Posted by feelay

I've never been there, so i'm reluctant to disparage the place or it's inhabitants. But, what kind of tightwad takes his family on summer vacation to Bessemer Alabama?:confused:

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exactly what i was thinking, feelay, lol.........of all the places one could go to.....