Omg - I Need Heyelp!!!!!

Tuesday, my wife called me up when she got off work and we had the following conversation:

Is - You want to take a day off Friday.

Me - Well, yeah, maybe I can, what do you have in mind.

Is - I was thinking I'd like to take the boys and go out in your new boat.

Me - Gee wiz, that'd be neat. Yeah, I'll see if I can do that.

Of course, I was a bit surprised to say the least, but it left me with a warm feeling and I haven't stopped whistling happy tunes since then. Heck, I was really feeling it today, so I went home and did some house cleaning. Yeah, nothing unusual for me, but this time I wasn't even told to do it, so it's speshul.

So, I'm sitting here and it just hit me.....................SHE WANTS TO GO FISHING? Now, I'm all like........holy crap, what did I do? This is probably going to either

a) really, really hurt
b) going to be quite costly
c) going to involve a life insurance claim along about Monday.

I'm really scared guys. What should I do?

Wannabe...

Sorry.....your on your own...this is not Dr. Phil. :D

First thing you need to do is learn how to fish! LOL!!!!:eek::D

Done Been Through All That And Let Me Tell You ,,,,,well Just Wait,,,

You Will Hear The Soft Words Honey Can I Drive The Boat Please,,,,,,,

I Gar-on-tee That Will Put Lumps In Places You Never Thought

Oh Dang I Forgot You Know About Lumps And Blue Paper,,,,

My Bad

This ought to be a good one :D

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Originally Posted by speckhunter

First thing you need to do is learn how to fish! LOL!!!!:eek::D

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She didn't even mention fishing, Speck. SHe KNOWS. IS knows. She just wants to go out in the boat. NO pressure on Wannabe to perform. :)

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Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

She didn't even mention fishing, Speck. SHe KNOWS. IS knows. She just wants to go out in the boat. NO pressure on Wannabe to perform. :)

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Boy it is a good thing she does not expect any performance. As far as all the other WB, just go for a boat ride, no biggee

Whatever you do......don't show her the picture that you took yesterday.

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Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman

Whatever you do......don't show her the picture that you took yesterday.

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He's probably got it framed and on his desk. :)

But what if she wants to pull into a quiet secluded and shady cove and.....well.....you know...........................fish. What do I do then?

Wannabe...