An oldie but goodie -- joke

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5000. The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????" The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I Just cant take that chance!" :D :D :D :eek:

I would do the same!;)

Sometimes you just have to be sure.:D

It's not worth the risk. Imagine how much he_ _ there'd be to pay if a woman came back to life! :eek:

Probably as much as those on here cause now!! Just sayin.

CN, every time I hear that it makes me giggle. Good one. Like they say, you get what you pay for.

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Originally Posted by satdoc1

Probably as much as those on here cause now!! Just sayin.

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THOSE ON HERE NOW??? Hmmmm and who might THAT be?

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Originally Posted by jimmydee1

CN, every time I hear that it makes me giggle. Good one. Like they say, you get what you pay for.

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I'd be the same way if it was reversed! ;)

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Originally Posted by jimmydee1

CN, every time I hear that it makes me giggle. Good one. Like they say, you get what you pay for.

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And you poor men pay dearly while we are alive and then you pay to keep us dead. :eek:

am,en