It may be possible to be promoted from poo flinger.

Below is the one that caught my eye. Is a "dung curator" a step up from poo flinger? Who knows, Jim may have got his start right here on C.C


GANNETT NEWS
Unhappy with your job? At least you don't have what Popular Science magazine, in its April issue, calls the "10 Worst Jobs in Science."

Dung curator: Jim Mead of Northern Arizona University hosts ''the largest collection of excrement in the world."

Heck, he dont FLING it he COLLECTS IT!

There you go WB, their is still hope for you. You cold collect it and fling it, just don't start eating it.