Decent joke

A ventriloquist is on tour and stops in a small town to perform at a club. He's going through his usual run of blonde jokes, when a blonde woman screams: "I've had just about enough of your degrading blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?" Flustered, the man begins to apologize, when the blonde screams again, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little TURD on your knee!"

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I heard a goodun today

You know why they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.:eek: