Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years...

He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast. :D

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

:)

Just got dirty looks from the professor for laughing in class. Probably shouldn't be on the site during class but that was totally worth it. Dats one smert feller rite der :D

Same ole feller caught a city slicker salesman with his daughter in the barn. Took the young feller over to the vice and put "him" in it pretty snug, then brandished his old rusty pocket knife. The youngin asked if he was gonna cut "him" off with that nasty, rusty old knife. Farmer said, "Nope. You are. I'm gonna set the barn on fire".

Watch out for those old guys.

Used to be this well endowed girl next door. She loved to sunbath and we would wait till she almost went to sleep and sent a dozen bottle rockets over......Good Morning!

I KNEW you fella's would love that one. ;)

and you had your hand ready. :eek::rolleyes:

Yeah I was like 12

you were a late bloomer then LOL