wittle wabbit

A precious little girl walks into a Petsmart shop and asks,

in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees

so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white

wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like

that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her

knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think

my python weally gives a thit."

Bwhaaa..like it!

That was great:)

good one Monty

LMAO! Funny:D

I used to keep Pythons and Boas and can testify that they really DON'T give a thit:D

Read that one to my wife...we both enjoyed it!

haha

Good one, OSS. The wife liked it too.:D