Top 10 or more Reasons Dd zeroed:

#1- Still drunk from nite before.
2 kept lookin over his shoulder for the bite victim instead of watchin poles.
3- ducer upside down during the slight breeze.
4 caught em all the day before. Bwahahahahahaheheha. Ha.
5 cold
6 still drunk from nite before after lunch
7. WB sucker pointed him in wrong direction
8. His Lucky Charms ain't so lucky
9 he's old
10. Thinking bout gettin drunk again to be able to load the boat back on the trailer.

Y'all can add more ifn I left a couple out.

that still drunk and thinking bout getting drunk part sounds like me alot of times:D:D:D It'll get you every time!!!

that he saw a pic of Minner and seeing how goofy looking he was, Dd couldn't stop laughing to =grab the poles that kept bending over

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Originally Posted by DonDon

that he saw a pic of Minner and seeing how goofy looking he was, Dd couldn't stop laughing to =grab the poles that kept bending over

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That ain't an excuse. That's fact. But, I still purtier than you!

mistakenly dipped his jigs in vodka instead of the crappie scent.....

Nessa was cold and he was makin a feeble attempt to warm her up but SHRINKAGE struck!

Shrinkage woulda definately been a factor that day

and he was not using the special pink jigs. :D

Butt I did give him a couple after the FJ.

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Originally Posted by Minnerman

#1- Still drunk from nite before.
2 kept lookin over his shoulder for the bite victim instead of watchin poles.
3- ducer upside down during the slight breeze.
4 caught em all the day before. Bwahahahahahaheheha. Ha.
5 cold
6 still drunk from nite before after lunch
7. WB sucker pointed him in wrong direction
8. His Lucky Charms ain't so lucky
9 he's old
10. Thinking bout gettin drunk again to be able to load the boat back on the trailer.

Y'all can add more ifn I left a couple out.

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#11. He and Nessa never even tried to catch fish and he has a new nickname after their day together.
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