This here one if for Minner.

Love making tips for old farts

(They appear to be OK G-3 but up to you on leaving them)


1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..

6. Use extra poly-grip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..

8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

that sounds like my nightly routine...lol

First of all 3 min timer is reediculous. What's takin you so long?
Second if partner ain't in bed don't want nuthin wrote on my..........
never mind that won't make it passed g3.
3rd ifn somethin like that wus to get started I'd call 411 not 911 to get some info on who crawled into bed with me.
D. I still know which way a ducer points!!!