me and the dentist

had to go to the dentist today,
pull them all I told him and no novacane! said I

but that will hurt and hurt bad, the pain will be unbearable. sir I have felt pain and pulling my teeth won't be painfull, what in the world could have caused so much pain he asked.

well I was out hunting one day last year and the call of mother nature summomend me to the bushes, well sir I squated down and leaned on a tree branch and bumped a hornets nest 300 stings. wow said the dentist that is pain, not what I am refering to said I, well after the hornets I picked another bush. same procedure except this time when I got ready to go my boys dropped into a bear trap**** and bam it slammed shut. wow said the dentist that has to be the worst pain in the world, nope said I the worst pain in the world is when I hit the end of the 12ft. chain the trap was attached to!! he pulled the teeth

:d:d:d:d Lmao!

I didn't know if I wanted to wince or cry reading that.
You gotta have some big boys to set off a bear trap :eek::D

Good laugh to start the day Beagle, thanks:)

Just Not Right :) :)