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Written by a Grandpa:
My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.........
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
"The guard asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Jack Daniel's whiskey, and women with big t*ts."
:eek:
Sounds a lot like my Grandpa.
Change the Jack to Crown, and I AM his grampa:eek:
Might have to get 'DOLLY' to come and help sniff him out!
The ladies from yesterday would work well...Wait, that came out wrongQuote:
Originally Posted by FROSTY
Well, probably the one in the middle:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
Yep, I'll take door # 3 please...Quote:
Originally Posted by rugsrme
I am offended by your crass behavior!
Thank you!