So Don Don turns to himself

and says, Self, hmmm, how can I prove to that rascally Wannabe that I's dids catch me some feeshes. He can't see the 4 jiggywatt sized pics I's posted on the internets for hims. I knows, self, you just send him on down the line in one of dems emails. He's all hi-tex and he's got hims one of dem Ima Phones. Selfs, you's brill-yent.

30 minutes later:

Self, man it sho did take a long time to send them 4 jiggywatt fotos to him. But that'll sho him. He can't deny my fishiness now.

Meanwhile, 100 miles to the north, in an undisclosed office at an undisclosed financial type institution:

Wannabe has just bloodied his forehead from banging his head on his desk cause some mow-ron has clogged up his iphone with an email with what appears to be a 4 jiggwatt sized pic attachment.

Tune in next Tuesday when DonDon says: "I sure showed him" and Wannabe says "Woohoo! Up to 27% now".

Wannabe...

to the WHINERS HOTLINE. 1-800- wahhhhh. TRY and be nice to someone and get ridiculed and harassed. I knew you couldn't see them on here so I TRY and send them to you. Last time that happens. Simple solution bud, just hit CANCEL on the download. LOL

Zakly how big is a "jiggywatt"?

Not exactly sure Bigger. Check with me a week from Thursday. It should be done downloading by then and I'll be able to tell.

Wannabe...

Ain't you got that new technomological stuffs at yo office called DSL?

No no, megs is what you put in egg nogg. Jiggywatts is what you send in an email attachment. Man, you really don't know dip about technologicals do ya.

Wannabe...

ya butthead. AKA "TERD". Sorry about the copyright infringements Bigger but it seemed fitting in this case. :D

BOY this thread is startin to SMELL!

Stunk from the beginning

Ya'll are just too much!!! Can't leave you two alone for one second so i can try and go get me a deer