Difference Between Grandmothers and Grandfathers

This is funny even if you are not a grandparent. Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is? Well here it is:
A friend, who worked away from home all week always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his
7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.. Just he and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would
take their granddaughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.
'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'
'Oh yes, Grampa' the girl replied, and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard, dip sh*t or horse's azz anywhere we went today!'
:D

That is just what my wife is worried about if we become grandparents! That and the fact that the kid will never mind if I am around. And something about the fact that I personally think ice cream, candy and soda pop is one of the major food groups. Wife is already majorly worried and son isn't due to get married until July of next year.

My Wife Says I Have Already Arrived At That Point!