Some guy named Wannabe...

Is here fishing in our lakes in Arkansas. Says he came to get some lessons so he can compete with the rest of you boys in Mississippi.
So far, he has closed two bait shops down, three bars and two local truck stops with all of his TALL tales being told about the BIG crappie he has been catching on Grenada.............

You boys gets togetherns and send us sum money so we can send him back wheres he came from! Postage will be .48 cents and payload rate will $1,352.65 for all of the crap he has lugged over here with him.:D:D

What you turkeys up to over there in arkansas been up to???

I know exactly what they have been up to. Gold Creek has been on fire at Conway and you better get there early to get a spot. If Wannabe can't catch a fish in the pool then he is hopeless anywhere. LOL.

They are not everywhere in the pond. If you don't know where to fish in there, its all hit and miss. If you do know where to fish in there, its limit city.

As for Wannabe coming down here, I have to admit the terd factor has been a bit higher lately, along with the water level and humidity, but I've not seen nor heard hide nor hair of the varmint.

Don't know about now, but 4 years ago I fished it on a regular basis. Caught fish all over that pond. I was always a fan of the bradford pear that was sitting just on the edge of the creek and the entrance to the pond. I bet I caught over a hundred pounds of fish off of that thing. Conway is where my crappie interests started.

We will send you the money but you have to promise to keep him!

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Originally Posted by dafshklr

Is here fishing in our lakes in Arkansas. Says he came to get some lessons so he can compete with the rest of you boys in Mississippi.
So far, he has closed two bait shops down, three bars and two local truck stops with all of his TALL tales being told about the BIG crappie he has been catching on Grenada.............

You boys gets togetherns and send us sum money so we can send him back wheres he came from! Postage will be .48 cents and payload rate will $1,352.65 for all of the crap he has lugged over here with him.:D:D

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A'ite, which one of these uber gewbers put you up to this? All I need is a name. I suspect Creek, but there's a bunch of AR gewbers on my suspect list.

Wannabe...

I wouldnt know nothin bout it!!

Bigger, with a comment like that it almost sounds like you were part of the scheme.

And how did my name get thrown in this?:eek: