Honey do's

Husband comes home from work, very tired and his wife says "Have you noticed how shabby the yard looks? Lot's of weeds, shrubs need trimming etc." He replies "What, I look like Bob Villa? Get me a beer" Next day same scenario only this time she complains about the house needing painting, the shutters are hanging crooked, and he responds "What, I look like Bob Villa? Get me a beer". Comes home the third day yard looks like a country club, house is painted, shutters are hanging perfectly. He walks in and says "Did you do all of that? She says "No, I was talking to Fred down the street about everything that needed done, and he said he would do it all if I baked him a cake or had sex with him" Husband asks "Which did you do?" Wife says "What, I look like Betty Crocker?

I almost choked on my drink. Hilarious. :)