The Redneck good life!!!

Rabbit hunting in the AM.
Cooking Pearl River catfish for lunch.
Dove hunting in the PM.
Sunday morning church in the "Ole Home Town" (Been about twenty five years since I've been there)
Squirrel hunting Sunday evening.

I guess it could get better, but, for the life of me I cant see how i could squeeze a crappie trip in there if I tried!:D

You're just being a lightweight. A real redneck would do some night fishing for crappie and be off the water in time for breakfast, a shower and some singing and praying Sunday morning.

And you call yourself a redneck. I bet you ain't even got an old car up on blocks in your front yard. For shame.:D:D