Joke for Men - Perils of a Catholic Upbringing

As I walked down the sidewalk, knowing I was late for Mass, my eye fell
upon one of those unfortunate, ragged vagabonds that are found in every
city these days. Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked
away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.

Recalling my old pastor, Father Ken, who always admonished us to "care for
the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked," I was moved by some
powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying her treasured worldly
possessions in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's
condition.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a true, hidden beauty.

A small voice inside my head called out, "Reach out, reach out and touch
this person!"

So I did. ....




I won't be at Mass this week.

My Saturday at work started out very dull; now, the first picture is my SCREENSAVER Thanks!:):)

As I was looking at the first picture and finally got my euyes un-fixed, I wondered what all those older ladies in the background will say to each other when that young lady walked by them.:eek::D:D

me in that bed and that is daily...........:D that is what I would look like if my old lady caught me puttin' eyes on that.......:D:D

Jack, I predict interest in your service business picking up today.

Kaz, I think I missed two oil changes looking at the picture:eek:

well novice you showed us what you look like from the back,, now a front view is in order

Beagle, IF I looked like that, I'd gladly post my photo for all to see!!!!!

With clothes on! Before someone assumes I mean otherwise! :D

Glad I could be of SERVICE, Jack. :p You owe me one. LOL

You are correct young lady, I am in your debt.:)