Alternative to Pain Medication - joke

The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.
'I can't do the gas thing The thought of having the gas mask on is
suffocating me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a
pill.. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'

The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.'

The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!'

It doesn't said the dentist, 'but it's going to give you something to
hold on to when I pull your tooth. :p

Reminds me of the guy laying back in the chair, the dentist is about to begin and has all kind of sinister looking tools on his tray. He reaches for one and starts towards the patient's mouth with it. About this time the patient reaches out and delicately but firmly grasps the dentist's crotch and says "now Doc we aren't going to hurt each other are we?".

Love it!

Thanks for the chuckles:D

Speaking of viagra,my daughter works at a nursing home.She said they give all the old men viagra at dinner time.I asked why the heck would they do that,ansd she said it keeps them from rolling out of bed at night!

Kind of like a kick stand?

Cook I Am Getting Worried About You! Lol! Novice I Just As Soon Use A Couple Of Shots Of Brother Jack Daniels Myself.