Why Billbob swore off Tequilla
Billbob walked into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees
that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills...he guesses there must be more
than ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks, 'What's with the money in the jar?'
'Well......you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money
and the keys to a brand new War Eagle Predator complete with Lowrance HD10s, and a honkin Yamaha 4 stroke.'
Well, old Billbob certainly wasn't going to pass that up.
And so he asked, 'What are the three tests?'
'You must pay first......those are the rules,' says the bartender.
So, after thinking it over a while, Billbob gave the bartender the $10 and
the bartender dropped it into the jar.
'Okay,' the bartender says, 'here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a minute or less, and
you can't make a face while doing it..
Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have
to remove that tooth with your bare hands.
Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had relations.....You
have to take care of that problem!'
Billbob was stunned. 'I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't
do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and then do all
those other things...'
'Your call,' says the bartender.....'But, your money stays where it is.'
As time goes on, and Billbob had a few more drinks, he finally said,
'Where's the tequila?' He grabbed the bottle with both hands and drinks
it as fast as he could.
Tears streamed down both cheeks...
But he doesn't make a face, and he did it in fifty-eight seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door, where he sees the pit bull chained to a
pole. Soon the people inside the bar hear growling , biting, and screaming
sounds...then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that Billbob surely must be dead,He staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped open, and there are scratches and he's bleeding all over his body.
Then Billbob said, 'Now where is that old woman with the bad tooth?
And he's never touched Tequilla again.
Wannabe...
