Why I'm never going boating with Crappie101, Speckhunter or Billbob
Crappie101, Speckhunter, and BillBob were survivors of a shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red, with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the Speckhunter started looking better and better to the Crappie101.
Soon, he leaned over to Speckhunter and put his arm around it, but BillBob got jealous and began growling fiercely until Crappie101 took his arm from around Speckhunter. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor, was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman Crappie101 had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad shape when they rescued her, but they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening; red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze--perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, Crappie101 started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear... "Would you mind taking BillBob for a walk?"
Wannabe...
You're scaring me Crappie
Beginning to think you done ben in BillBobs trailer with Navy to many times
