Warranty issues ?

[Ketchn]

I ain't even sure if I got one with them jigs
But one thing for certain they was/is defective
the intended species loved them ....
but the dang intended species got bit by them there, unintended species over and over again
made for a rough go in that sea of waves for sure ....
lost 2 jigs to them freight trains in them waves ...
the wind was howling and the water was just a rolling
and EVERY cast got bit till I was wore plum out ....
100 or so bream later I went to the truck .....
not really sad , but still wondering if the warranty might cover some of the issues they caused
sore arm and elbow and then the time wasted on trying to get your jig back out of multiple mouths and the list goes on ....imagine the ptsd syndrome caused by a monster bass at your feet that comes in like a torpedo and grabs your big ten incher and rips said 10 incher , float and jig right off your rod tip ,,,,,,
it was a traumatic episode for sure ....
might even need therapy over it ....
sure did get me a fair share of spankings with them big sunfish that visit using them lil ducktail jigs
this is your fault Jungle Jim , just saying ...
btw bro , them dang jigs are just about the holy grail on bream ....just wow good meds.
and KABOOM is near
p.s. the one big bass I did land DID NOT have the hook in him , the bream had its dorsal spine lodged into his inside of his cheek and I eventually got my jig back from inside the bass's gills , ended up cutting the line and pitching them both back ...
mind you this , that big bass got air 4 or 5 times coming in ....AND did the same thing when I released them , thought they would likely both die , until the last jump and I swear this part is hard to imagine , as it rested a quick second on the surface facing me , I could see the bream was almost gone in it's mouth , just the tip of the tail still showing and off they went ....
just wow ....and my audience that visit was in the just wow mode as well ....
thanks again Bro ....good stuff