WASHUNGA RAMP CLOSED

If only they'd been able to do a ballistics test. However, it may have been a roll of stink bait instead.

I was thinking about trying the crappie there. I heard the bite was hot.i have seen good crappie caught in that area.i guess i try duck hunting

I came close to causing McSpadden Ramp to suffer the same fate as Washunga earlier today. I arrived early to meet Papa and NoTime and needed to take care of some business first. Making my way to the restroom only to find the door padlocked! Well, the walk back to the truck was somewhat cautious as I wondered if I was going to doo a crapalicious in the parking lot or in me britches. Fortunately, I made it to the truck and headed into town. The time frame however was not condusive to my current situation and had to make an emergency stop along the road next to a creek bridge wherst I grab up some napkins and was trying my best to make it to a spot secluded enough to make sure no one would step in it and call the Corp. I felt like I was tresspassing as I would get down as far as possible when a car went by. WHEW! Feeling much gooder, I rolled on into the store to grab a sandwich for reloading purposes.

All is good! This ramp will not be closed because of me!

BAAAAHAAAHAAAA!

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Originally Posted by Crappie Reaper

I came close to causing McSpadden Ramp to suffer the same fate as Washunga ealier today. I arrived early to meet Papa and NoTime and needed to take care of some business first. Making my way to the restroom only to fisn the door padlocked! Well, the walk back to the truck was somewhat cautious as I wondered if I was going to doo a crapalicious in the parking lot or in me britches. Fortunately, I made it to the truck and headed into town. The time frame however was not condusive to my current situation and had to make an emergency stop along the road next to a creek bridge wherst I grab up some napkins and was trying my best to make it to a spot secluded enough to make sure no one would step in it and call the Corp. I felt like I was tresspassing as I would get down as far as possible when a car went by. WHEW! Feeling much gooder, I rolled on into the store to grab a sandwich for reloading purposes.

All is good! This ramp will not be closed because of me!

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.......still laughing

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Originally Posted by Crappie Reaper

I came close to causing McSpadden Ramp to suffer the same fate as Washunga ealier today. I arrived early to meet Papa and NoTime and needed to take care of some business first. Making my way to the restroom only to find the door padlocked! Well, the walk back to the truck was somewhat cautious as I wondered if I was going to doo a crapalicious in the parking lot or in me britches. Fortunately, I made it to the truck and headed into town. The time frame however was not condusive to my current situation and had to make an emergency stop along the road next to a creek bridge wherst I grab up some napkins and was trying my best to make it to a spot secluded enough to make sure no one would step in it and call the Corp. I felt like I was tresspassing as I would get down as far as possible when a car went by. WHEW! Feeling much gooder, I rolled on into the store to grab a sandwich for reloading purposes.

All is good! This ramp will not be closed because of me!

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Craig, please post pics next time.

It's easy to criticize the Washunga Poo Poopetrator, but we all have been there.

no please no pics

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Originally Posted by Crappie Reaper

I came close to causing McSpadden Ramp to suffer the same fate as Washunga earlier today. I arrived early to meet Papa and NoTime and needed to take care of some business first. Making my way to the restroom only to find the door padlocked! Well, the walk back to the truck was somewhat cautious as I wondered if I was going to doo a crapalicious in the parking lot or in me britches. Fortunately, I made it to the truck and headed into town. The time frame however was not condusive to my current situation and had to make an emergency stop along the road next to a creek bridge wherst I grab up some napkins and was trying my best to make it to a spot secluded enough to make sure no one would step in it and call the Corp. I felt like I was tresspassing as I would get down as far as possible when a car went by. WHEW! Feeling much gooder, I rolled on into the store to grab a sandwich for reloading purposes.

All is good! This ramp will not be closed because of me!

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Remember that Tess at Channel 6 is doing an investigative report, and you COULD wind up as a sidelight to her story. :biggrin

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Originally Posted by Crappie Reaper

I came close to causing McSpadden Ramp to suffer the same fate as Washunga earlier today. I arrived early to meet Papa and NoTime and needed to take care of some business first. Making my way to the restroom only to find the door padlocked! Well, the walk back to the truck was somewhat cautious as I wondered if I was going to doo a crapalicious in the parking lot or in me britches. Fortunately, I made it to the truck and headed into town. The time frame however was not condusive to my current situation and had to make an emergency stop along the road next to a creek bridge wherst I grab up some napkins and was trying my best to make it to a spot secluded enough to make sure no one would step in it and call the Corp. I felt like I was tresspassing as I would get down as far as possible when a car went by. WHEW! Feeling much gooder, I rolled on into the store to grab a sandwich for reloading purposes.

All is good! This ramp will not be closed because of me!

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Well I don't know if this is the same restroom that I used when Allen and I were there, the one I spoke of a few pages back, but if so I know why it is closed. When I used it there was bookie, yes bookie, all over the toilet seat, floor, walls and what not. It was dark, due to the light being burned out, and temps in the 20's. I had to use my phone as a flash light just to navigate it. It was rough and I almost didn't make it out alive. The place needed to be burned down due to the condition it was in. But I see "Mr. Poo on his Corp Shoe" or "Poo for Corp Brains" must have locked the restroom down too instead of getting it cleaned. Ridiculous.

Nips encounter was at pioneer cove just for clarity poopuses.

talk about being snowed in...you guys have WAY to much time on your hands!!

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I hope you keep your poo people down in Oklahoma...we have more than our fair share of poo depositors up here in Kansas.

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Originally Posted by drifter106

talk about being snowed in...you guys have WAY to much time on your hands!!

:)

I hope you keep your poo people down in Oklahoma...we have more than our fair share of poo depositors up here in Kansas.

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Someone recently mentioned that the Kansas boys haven't been seen much on Kaw lately. Wondering if a few of them poo depositors you speak of have been raiding Kaw on Poopourse?

With all the scattered reports, perhaps someone should come up with a "topoo" map we could share with others?

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Originally Posted by Crappie Reaper

With all the scattered reports, perhaps someone should come up with a "topoo" map we could share with others?

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:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl

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Originally Posted by drifter106

talk about being snowed in...you guys have WAY to much time on your hands!!

:)

I hope you keep your poo people down in Oklahoma...we have more than our fair share of poo depositors up here in Kansas.

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Actually, Drifter, that second post on page three casts some suspicion that a black dog from Kansas may be the original poopinator, and that he was planning on returning to scene of his poopination.

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Originally Posted by Bigskyfisherman

Actually, Drifter, that second post on page three casts some suspicion that a black dog from Kansas may be the original poopinator, and that he was planning on returning to scene of his poopination.

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Had to look up "POOPINATION"....biblical accounts say its origins are in native America dating back to when crappies would reach 20 inches and weighing in at over 7 lbs. All accounts show that poopination derived from territories near the town of Poopala Oklahoma. Native American legend has it that the original poopinator got pissed off at his neighbor for fishing in his wintertime hotspots.

Drifter,
You were on the wrong line in your look up. You were not on poopination, but Poopin' Nation, which was NOT one of the Civilized Tribes.

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Originally Posted by DrNip

Well I don't know if this is the same restroom that I used when Allen and I were there, the one I spoke of a few pages back, but if so I know why it is closed. When I used it there was bookie, yes bookie, all over the toilet seat, floor, walls and what not. It was dark, due to the light being burned out, and temps in the 20's. I had to use my phone as a flash light just to navigate it. It was rough and I almost didn't make it out alive. The place needed to be burned down due to the condition it was in. But I see "Mr. Poo on his Corp Shoe" or "Poo for Corp Brains" must have locked the restroom down too instead of getting it cleaned. Ridiculous.

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I thought they closed them in the winter because they have to shut off the water to keep from freezing. I'll never understand them closing the ramps though.

FEAR THE POO