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Ladies and Gentlemen, you've all been chompin at the bits for this time of day, its time for a new coupon number posting to see if you're the grand prize winner in Stink's "How well do you follow instructions" drawing.
The winning number for this evenings drawing is: 1716145
So, check your ticket number, who knows, you might just be the winner. Or, maybe not.
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Stink; Is there a "Disclaimer" on the ticket? and expiration date? I have the original roll ya know.
I'm not aware of those technical details, I'm just an ol country boy with a box full of leftover ticket stubs. I don't care if you own the factory where they're made as long as I'm the one drawing the tickets.......... hahahahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Lip RIPPERS
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That was my number if you kept a list of the winners during the get together that would prove it lol!!!
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times........" but so far, no one has followed instructions, including Grubby.
Tonights number for the controversial but always popular drawing: 1716130
FIN
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You give me a Mercedes and I will have that ticket printed at the print shop!!! Now Stink...you sure would feel funny if I came up with it....lol. Come see us at the lake...open invite.
Now, before you spend all that dough on having a ticket printed, I haven't committed to any one prize. It may end up being a rubber ducky, who knows other than the shadow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Southern Woman
I'll be heading your way Southern Woman, but it may be after the 1st of the year before I can make it. I'm sure looking forward to seeing you guys. I'm getting lots done on my cabin with all this pretty weather, stuff on the outside I've been forced to let be til the heat went away. It's been beautiful here lately and a sheer joy to be outside and working once again. I'll be updating my building thread in a few days with some new pictures.
But alas, now the moment we've all been waiting for, the next ticket number in our "I'm A Gooberhead That Can't Follow Instructions" drawing is:
1716137
Check your ticket to see if you're the winner in tonight's drawing......... hold it, you can't check your ticket because you misplaced it......... hahahaha.:D
Sorry folks, running a little behind tonight and just now drew the winning ticket for tonight's drawing: 1716072
If you followed instructions and have the winning ticket number, let me know and I will award you a special prize.
Now, out of fairness, I'm going to give you guys a chance to follow instructions again. Below is an instructional guide to help you hone your skills at following directions. Simple test, just make sure follow and read all instructions before you begin.
First, get a sheet of paper, (a sheet of printer paper will work fine) and write your name in the upper left-hand corner.
Now you're ready, so let's get with it;
(1) Put today's date in the upper right hand corner of the paper.
(2) Next, draw a large circle right in the center of the paper
(3) Disect the circle with a straight line (like you're cutting a pie in half)
(4) On the left side of the half-circle, draw two squares.
(5) On the other side, the right side, draw three triangles
(6) In the two squares, write 2 different numbers, any number, inside the boxes. Doesn't matter what the number is, just make sure you keep the number inside the square.
(7) In the triangles, write your birth date with the month written inside the first triangle, the day you were born inside the second triangle, and they year of your birth inside the last and 3rd triangle.
(8) Now, go back to the two boxes in which you wrote numbers. Multiply these numbers and whatever your result, draw that many Happy Faces inside the half circle where the three triangles are. Just take your time and keep all the happy faces inside the half-moon. Remember, we're giving you this chance to see if you can follow instructions.
(9) If you followed instructions as given, you should have exactly the same number happy faces as the year of your birth subtracted by the month and day added together.
(10) Now that you're read all the instructions, omit all steps except for writing your name on the paper and give yourself a big A+. You can follow instructions and no doubt next year at our get-together, you will hang onto your ticket stub.
Anyone making an A+ on this test please make an entry and let us know how successful you are.