Ranger Danger is so short. I remember the first time Imet him. He unbeknownst to me waddled up at my first bash and said "hey farmer!"...... I looked around and didn't see anyone. He shouted out again.... Still didn't see anyone. He then tugged at my pants leg. He was reaching up to grab my pants leg at my knee! I looked down and was shocked! There was this short little fella with a gayish demeanor. I tried my best to not laugh. While that was going on, a guy that used to post here a little named Surfies saw the meeting and laughed so hard that he fell right down the boat ramp into the drink! He shouted out " help me Shortyone Kenobi! Your my only hope!" I could not hold back after that. I fell down and rolled on the ground and almost died. It might not have exactly played out that way but that's how I remember it going down. YY'all should have been there. It was fricken great! CF