DOEISH AMERICAN PRINCESS
Seeks Hardworking Farmer.....

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Hi guys.. I'm Bambi. I'm looking for a real man. One that will be able to take care of ALL my needs.

Must love fawns.

Prefer a farm...ER in the Northeast NC area. Must be able handle a harvester by day and take care of my needs by night.

Crappie Fisherman a bonus.


LIKES: Corn, beans, grain, long quiet walks through the fields (I hate talking with my mouth full).

DISLIKES: Lead, dogs, lead, loud bangs, lead, phonies (decoys), lead, being whistled at.....did I mention lead?

If you think I'm the doe for you and you think you can satisfy my appetite, give me a jingle (Kris... NO means NO).

Call 1-555-DOE-EYED

"Once you go doe, you never go slow."