Codes for seniors

[Boscoe]

DonG, Biker Bill and any other of you geezers here you go

the younger folks have all their little codes...like BFF, WTF, etc. So here are the codes for seniors:



ATD - - At the Doctor's

BFF - - Best Friend's Funeral

BTW - - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - -Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CU@SC- See You at the Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTP - Where's the Prunes



Hope these help!

[EnonEye]

You missed your calling Boscoe... shoulda been a writer.... very very good

[Roy]

Now that's funny!!!

[Don G]

BINHIG........Boscoe I Need Help In GarageHands ClappingHands Clapping

[Barnacle Bill]

UPAC- You people are crazy.
Good ones Bill

[PanMan_VA]

GCMD - Gotta check my Depends