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  1. 08-16-2023, 01:08 PM #1
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    Default Finally about to retire


    After 20 years working for the circus, I am about to leave my job as the human cannonball. Would leave now but the owner is having trouble finding a replacement of my caliber.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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    My wife was an assistant teacher in the computer lab of the middle school. When she found a better paying job she turned in her resonation. It took 3 1/2 weeks to find someone to replace her.
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